A Breath of Fresh Hair

I haven't blogged in a while. I've been really busy being petted and brainstorming new business ideas. I've also been busy taking care of my hair. It takes a lot of time when you have as much great hair as I do. I want to launch a cat clothing line because all the pet stores only sell stupid dog clothes so it's hard to find my size. My son could by my vice president. I was also thinking about running for mayor, but they shut be down because they were jealous of my hair. I'll try again in a few years because Cleveland, Ohio has had nothing but idiots in the mayoral seat for so many years now. I would be a breath of fresh "hair". I'm so witty. Off to eat, sleep and be petted.